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Name
Adam Berry
Number of Jumps
Logbooks are for sissies!
Discipline
Never leave the drop zone packed
Ratings / Licenses
C-something
Years in the club
13ish
Years in the Sport
14ish
Main Canopy Sabre 190 Position with Club Husband of Manifest Bitch
Container Javelin Real Job Professional Internet Surfer
Why do you Skydive? Because someone opened the door.

 

Name
Alison Reidenbach
Number of Jumps
17
Discipline
Just learning the ropes
Ratings / Licenses
Not Yet
Years in the club
1 offically but 3 as "support staff" aka- Ty's packer, beer bitch, etc...
Years in the Sport
1
Main Canopy Spectre 190 Position with Club Member and packer
Container Wings Real Job Quality Control Engineer
Why do you Skydive? I was sick and tired of sitting around packing for Ty- I had to learn to skydive so that I could have fun with my pack jobs- remember, I don't pack hard openings, you just have to be stable before you pull!

 

Name
Andrew McMillin
Number of Jumps
210
Discipline
ALL
Ratings / Licenses
C license
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
2.5
Main Canopy Spectre 135 Position with Club Honored Member
Container Wings Real Job Marketing Consultant
Why do you Skydive? The Omaha Police department says that I have "a problem with my decision making process"

 

Name
Art Dinkin
Flight Hours
Around 500 Hours / 6 jumps
Type of Pilot
Did my wife call? Just what did she tell you??
Ratings / Licenses
Airplane Single Engine Land / Instrument
Years Flying with Club
Since the 2000 Season
Years Flying
11
Plane

Wings and Engine required. Preferably an airplane

Position with Club Bus Driver
Real Job Financial Planner
Why do you Fly Skydivers? Someone has to bring the airplane back or skydiving would be even more expensive!

 

Name
Bill Eddy
Number of Jumps
2146
Discipline
No thank you! I get my scars from skydiving, like a real man!
Ratings / Licenses
D license
Years in the club
13
Years in the Sport
16
Main Canopy Spectre 170 Position with Club Club Treasurer and Board Member
Container Wings and Vector Real Job Attorney
Why do you Skydive? Totally devoid of common sense

 

Name
Barbara J. Jay----The flying J----"Fish Lips"
Number of Jumps
41
Discipline
Safety first!!
Ratings / Licenses
on the way...still trying!
Years in the club
1
Years in the Sport
3
Main Canopy Sabre 170 Position with Club Cash Cow, founder of Skydivers with learning disabilities & Dyslexia
Container Reflex Real Job I have a job.....
Why do you Skydive? My alter ego told me to! :)

 

 

Name
Bill Ogier, aka "Bill O", "Bill Oh Oh OH!!!", etc...
Number of Jumps
1300+
Discipline
video, freefly, crew, belly, whatever!
Ratings / Licenses
D-24379, SL-I, coach
Years in the club
7.5
Years in the Sport
8
Main Canopy Spectre 210 Position with Club VP of Special Events (boogie ringleader), boogie MC, video guy
Container Wings Real Job 50% cube dweller, 50% road warrior
Why do you Skydive? Hashem told me to

 

Name
Brandon Tyerman
Number of Jumps
57
Discipline
.
Ratings / Licenses
A
Years in the club
1st Year
Years in the Sport
1st Year
Main Canopy Pilot 190 Position with Club in training??? :)
Container Wings Real Job Mortgage Lender/Pizza Maker
Why do you Skydive? Because anybody can but most are too scared!! Anyways it is like swimming in a pool without the water!

 

 

Name
Mark Miller
Number of Jumps
Discipline
None
Ratings / Licenses
Working on my A License
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
2
Main Canopy Spectre 210 Position with Club Club Member
Container Wings Real Job
Why do you Skydive?  

 

 

Name
Ed Drake
Number of Jumps
1400
Discipline
Shock collar
Ratings / Licenses
SL Instructor, PRO Rating, Base jump taxi service
Years in the club
8
Years in the Sport
8
Main Canopy Spectre 150 Position with Club Club Member
Container Javelin O Real Job Master of all time, space and dimension
Why do you Skydive? Killing time until my nuclear fusion project pans out.

 

Name
James Perkins
Number of Jumps
503 total 250 sport
Discipline
Hell Yeah !!!!! I love that leather outfit
Ratings / Licenses
Senior Rigger/ Coach/AFF/Jumpmaster/Dirty Sanchez #153
Years in the club
1
Years in the Sport
3
Main Canopy Saber 2 190 Position with Club Swine Euthanizer
Container Quasar II Real Job Keeping Sylvia happy
Why do you Skydive? I am an experienced gravity tester and like most civic minded people I take my responsibility very seriously.

 

Name
Jason Nederhoff
Number of Jumps
175
Discipline
Spankin' Anyone?
Ratings / Licenses
B
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
2
Main Canopy Saber 190 Position with Club Northern Relations Liaison
Container Mirage Real Job To earn enough for jumping and beer money
Why do you Skydive? I can't quit now I still haven't beat Bill Eddy to a formation/tandem/dock or really anything skydive related. I bet I can drink more though so I've got that going for me.

 

Name
Jason Walburn
Number of Jumps
1000
Discipline
Any and All
Ratings / Licenses
D License, Tandem, AFF, Rigging, Static Line, and Base Jumper
Years in the club
3
Years in the Sport
8
Main Canopy Samurai 135 Position with Club Instructor
Container Javelin Real Job None
Why do you Skydive? For Fun!!!

 

Name
Shawn Fields
Number of Jumps
130
Discipline
The master of all
Ratings / Licenses
A
Years in the club
3
Years in the Sport
8
Main Canopy medium size Position with Club Latrine Sanitizer
Container fast one Real Job Detention Officer
Why do you Skydive? Because

 

 

Name
Jeni Perkins
Number of Jumps
55
Discipline
RW
Ratings / Licenses
A License
Years in the club
1
Years in the Sport
2
Main Canopy Saber 135 Position with Club Club Member
Container Quasar II Real Job Student
Why do you Skydive? It's fun!

 

Name
Greg Nore
Number of Jumps
200
Discipline
Freefly
Ratings / Licenses
B License, Coach
Years in the club
3
Years in the Sport
5
Main Canopy Pilot 188 Position with Club Club Secretary
Container Javelin Real Job Mechanic
Why do you Skydive? Adrenaline Rush!!!

 

Name
Chad Follis
Number of Jumps
105
Discipline
RW 4 way
Ratings / Licenses
B License, Coach
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
2
Main Canopy Sabre 150 Position with Club Club Member
Container Wings Real Job Active Duty Air Force
Why do you Skydive?

 

 

Name
Kelsey Webb ~Special K~
Number of Jumps
151
Discipline
RW, Freefly
Ratings / Licenses
B License, Coach
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
2
Main Canopy Saber 170 Position with Club Club Member
Container Dolphin Real Job Spa Owner -Esthetician
Why do you Skydive? Because it's amazing.....I LOVE IT!

 

Name
Jim Kickland
Number of Jumps
2400+
Discipline
Freefly, RW and Base Jumper
Ratings / Licenses
D License, Tandem
Years in the club
14
Years in the Sport
14
Main Canopy Stilleto 150 Position with Club Club Member
Container Eclipse Real Job Chiropractor
Why do you Skydive? It is the most fun you can have with your clothes on!!

 

Name
Joey Lathrop
Number of Jumps
2500
Discipline
Freefly and BaseJumper
Ratings / Licenses
C License
Years in the club
10
Years in the Sport
23
Main Canopy Spectre 120 Position with Club Drug Councilor
Container Javelin Real Job Bar Owner
Why do you Skydive? Adrenalin and Freedom!!!

 

Name
Jordan Birkholz
Flight Hours
850 hrs / 1 jump
Type of Pilot
Flight instructor
Ratings / Licenses
Commercial/instrument/multiengine
Years Flying with Club
Since 2005
Years Flying
Since 2000
Plane Anything with wings Position with Club Pilot
Real Job Flight instructor
Why do you Fly Skydivers? It's nice not having to listen to anybody complain about my landings.

 

Name
John Huddleson
Number of Jumps
1400 + and 3 Base Jumps
Discipline
None
Ratings / Licenses
D license, Tandem, and Coach Rating
Years in the club
4
Years in the Sport
4
Main Canopy Velocity 111 Position with Club President and Board Member
Container Wings Real Job Bridge Carpenter
Why do you Skydive? It's the only time I truly feel free.

 

Name
Joy Woodworth Drake
Number of Jumps
1500
Discipline
You Wish
Ratings / Licenses
A,B,C and D licenses, Static-line instructor, PRO Rated
Years in the club
17
Years in the Sport
17
Main Canopy Spectre 135 Position with Club Been There Done That
Container Javelin Real Job Paramedic
Why do you Skydive? It allows me to kick boys asses on a regular basis.

 

Name
Seamus Spain
Number of Jumps
22
Discipline
Earthbound Misfit
Ratings / Licenses
New Bee~Green Horn
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
2
Main Canopy Spectre 170 Position with Club Club member
Container Wings Real Job Construction Superintendent
Why do you Skydive? Freedom, Speed, Adrenaline.

 

Name
Gary Billings
Number of Jumps
1125, 2 BASE jumps
Discipline
Freefly, Belly, Swoop, video
Ratings / Licenses
D, coach, Strong-Vector-Sigma tandem instructor, Skydive University coach, freefly coach
Years in the club
2
Years in the Sport
10
Main Canopy   Position with Club No thanks, maybe later
Container   Real Job Home improvement contractor
Why do you Skydive? Freedom, Speed, Adrenaline.

 

 

Name
Jon Frederickson aka "Mr. Hixxx"
Number of Jumps
1000
Discipline
Yes, the one with masked-female-porno-wrestling-midgets pitching heroin-soaked grapes at me while I drink absynthe from their footwear.
Ratings / Licenses
D License, AFF and Static Line Instructor, Strong Tandem, Senior Rigger
Years in the club
5
Years in the Sport
11
Main Canopy Velocity 96 Position with Club Your Mother requested that I do not reveal the details of our intimate affairs...
Container Wings Real Job Cable, Phone, and Internet Technician
Why do you Skydive? It is the most appropriate place I could find for my inappropriate behavior...

 

Name
Lewis Sears
Number of Jumps
2371
Discipline
Freeflying, RW, and Camera.
Ratings / Licenses
D license and Senior Rigger
Years in the club
13
Years in the Sport
27
Main Canopy Stilleto 170 Position with Club Club Member
Container Dolphin Real Job Work at Auto Parts Store
Why do you Skydive? It's more rewarding than anything else I have done in my life...

 

Name
Marc Hobbs
Number of Jumps
2621
Discipline
Swoop, Instruct, and Photography, Freefly, previous Base jumper
Ratings / Licenses
AFF, S/L, Instructor, and Pro Rating
Years in the club
9
Years in the Sport
9
Main Canopy Velocity 90 & 79 Position with Club Vice President, Board Member, DZ manager, instructor, photographer
Container Mirage & Javelin Real Job Real jobs are for people who dont know how to skydive
Why do you Skydive? Beacuse it makes me forget about everything that sucks!

 

Name
Mark Davis
Number of Jumps
23
Discipline
Free Flying
Ratings / Licenses
Student
Years in the club
1
Years in the Sport
1
Main Canopy 210 Position with Club Just There
Container Vector Real Job Northwest Airlines
Why do you Skydive? Cause I'm a Crazy MOFO

 

Name
Matt Puls
Number of Jumps
1350
Discipline
Freeflying, RW, and what ever I want to do to have fun getting out of the airplane.
Ratings / Licenses
D license, Staticline Instructor, Pro Rated, Tandem Master, Videographer, Base Jumper
Years in the club
11
Years in the Sport
12
Main Canopy