WTF are we
waiting for Wednesday
Noon CDT - Gates open. Prior to noon, please park as the signs on the street tell you to
12:01 PM CDT - Beer Truck
Opens
2PM - Hot tub PH
balance testing
3pm..ISH...first load! YES!!!!!!
After sundown - Hog roast/Iowa sweet corn feed
(included with paid admission)
Table Niner
Thursday
7am Breakfast vendors show up, roll out of your tent
and get ready to JUMP!
8am- What is that PA system yelling in my ears? Jumping
Begins. Curse manifest for waking you up and realizing who you woke up next to
9am- Who wants a chili dog? Time to
suffer. Not till 11am, sucka
10am- Should I cut the
speaker cable or move my tent? I will move my tent or else face the wrath of an
angry couch freak. Damn that PA is loud, why did I put my tent next to it? Idiot.
Noon - Beer truck still going after 24 hours. No keg bowling
fatalities. Yet. Time for a nooner
9pm - DJ TBA
9:01- There will never be a ZoomieLand
like the original, but you can try. Immitate the
originals and get your campsite nekkid.
Latenight Practice Laps
@ the Windsock
Fat Albert Sex Friday
7am Breakfast vendors open
8am- Jumping Begins
First Load - Kicks off the NPSL meet. More details
at http://www.skyleague.com
6pm - Please be
sure to use the condom in the boogie bag properly. We are not prepared for your
offspring to be here at Dollar Daze 2009, and neither are you
9pm- Meet at the
Party Hanger for some great band
10:30pm or during 1st
intermission- Prize giveaways! You must be present to win
Latenight First Round
Qualifying - Windsock Runs
Polyester day is here - Sapiosexual Saturday
7am- Breakfast is served.
Bring cash.
8am- Jumping Begins now.
Don't worry, the pilots have a lower BAC than the
manifest workers.
4pm- Lingerie Dive??? TBA
Just before sunset- Iowa Pork Chop Feed Dinner
(don't miss this!)
6pm- Beer Truck-still cold, still familiar, still
loving
8pm- Chicken Pooper Contest! Listen throughout the
day for announcements
9pm- Head to the party hanger, some awesome band
will be playing
All night long - Annual Polyester Party
First musical intermission - Best (un)Dressed Contest
Even later - Prize giveaways round #2
Windsock Runs - main event
2:00am - Keg bowling
championships - will they go 15 layers high this year? See you at the ER
Sip one for my homies Sunday
7am-Starlight
Breakfast Grille
8am-
Jumping Begins OK probably closer to 9am.
6pm-
Ft. Dodge Chili Lovers Killer Chili Feed. Vegetarian or Road
Kill???
Beer
Truck vs. Pink Cadillac Hot Tub in a drag race, who would win?
8pm
- Chicken Pooper Raffle Round #2 - twice the buy in, twice the winnings!
9pm
- Yet another killer band
Latenight Birthday Suit Bash party like there is no
tomorrow
Late
Late Night - Did you close the camper curtains? Be
sure to do so before filming any porno video
My God, who did I wake up
with Monday?
7am- Starlight Breakfast Grille
8am-ish- Jumping Begins
WE STILL HAVE BEER! Flowing cold
as ever. Fruit rollups for Bart. Beer rollups for Homer.
3pm- Don't pack up that tent just yet! Were still Jumping!
Sunset- Last load
Elmo! ELMO?! Where are you Elmo?!?!?!
Hot tub closes to the general public
Beer Truck closes (??? to be continued) Those who remain will cry tears for those who have left the
premises
Other
Stuff
Full on-site vendor list – TBA VERY SHORTLY!!!
(July)
OtherStuff - Bullet 1
Other Points of Interest
Demo rigs from several vendors (TBA)
will be on site
Wingsuits:
Phoenix Fly and Birdman will have their demo wingsuits
there.(to be confirmed)
John Storrie
will also have wingsuits there.
Joni Garvey will be doing wingsuit instructing. (to be
confirmed)
Load organizers are planning a POPS
state record formation load. (20-30 way ish)